I'm inlove with a straight chick...

Good for you!!! What makes you think she's straight? The good thing is, you have the capacity to BE in love, to love. That's awesome. You can FEEL that, you HAVE that in you. Not everyone does. I hope you're mistaken re her sexual orientation. I don't believe there are many people absolutely 100% straight or gay, in my experience the majority of people fall in between... and the 100%ers are the minority... Just my 5 cents- I hope it all works out. Take care- Sincerely, Sarah

This is true but people who think of themselves as straight not "flexible", "curious", "kind of bi" or "bi" are likely to be a poor dating prospect that could end badly for both or either person.

if you convert her? You get one of these

I thought it was a toaster not a toaster oven.

you get a toaster for opening a bank account you get a toaster OVEN for conversions.

But...but..what about the U-Haul?

no no the toothbrush

Is that a tiny ribcage inside? Yeech.

I'm in love with a stripper

she was awesome. young or old the best.